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	<title>Tongue-in-Cheek</title>
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		<title>Gramps and Dolls</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Feb 2010 05:11:05 +0000</pubDate>
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I came across this picture today as I was digitizing some old photos for a family history project I am working on. Yes, that&#8217;s right, I&#8217;m related to these people. In fact, not only are we related, but seeing as this is Grandpa Bob and Great Grandpa Maynard, they are among my direct-line progenitors.
Puts my [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ducks in a Row</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jan 2010 22:33:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It wasn&#8217;t supposed to happen like this. This wasn&#8217;t part of the plan. I was supposed to get married at 21 or 22&#8230; 23 at the latest. Just ask anybody: family, friends, even my MTC group gave me six months post mission, tops. But here I am, 26 and counting, closing in on that dreaded [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Moustache Showdown</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;A man without a moustache is like a cup of tea without sugar&#8221;
 
After a week of heated polling, the likes of which hasn&#8217;t been seen since the world was asked &#8220;Who framed Roger Rabbit?&#8221;, the nastiest &#8217;stache contest has ended.
Well fought, Brock. Slightly less well fought but still respectable effort, Kellen. May your moustaches [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Questionable Thanksgiving</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Nov 2009 21:52:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This past week much of my family gathered for the great American tradition of stuffing our faces with Turkey.
I like Thanksgiving for all the obvious reasons. First there is Jenny&#8217;s I&#8217;m-still-not-sure-whats-in-it-but-I-can&#8217;t-stop-eating-it cracker dip.  This dip has been a feature of every Martin family gathering of memory. I wouldn&#8217;t be surprised if it&#8217;s in her and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Psychology of Dating</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 20:31:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I went out with my 8-year-old nephew&#8217;s 2nd grade teacher this last Saturday. Almost beats the time I was setup with my brother&#8217;s adopted son&#8217;s birth-grandmother&#8217;s niece. On a related note, it seems like I&#8217;ve dated a good number of teachers and dental hygienists/assistants these past few years. I wonder what Freud would say about [...]]]></description>
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		<title>You&#8217;re a Great American, Simon Cowell</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 03:19:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Below you will find a collaborative MadLib account of the adventures Kellen and I had in Pennsylvania this week. The following is a true story (or at least was, until Kellen got his hands on it):
Having found myself in a need to use up some paid time off before the year ended, I begged for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Blog Turns One</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Sep 2009 01:04:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I never thought this day would come: My little blog celebrated a year in the life today. I&#8217;m so proud. In celebration of this important milestone I decided it was time for a new look, so out with the red, and in with the blue. Whose idea was red anyway? Pfft. Red hasn&#8217;t been fashionable [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How do you measure Awesome?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Sep 2009 16:55:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Having spent the morning pouring over the venerable pages of Wikipedia, I&#8217;ve come to a shocking revelation: our measuring system stinks. Take, for example, the measure known as the hogshead. Not only is this a macabre benchmark, but it is a completely random value, being equal to (I&#8217;m not making this up) 6 firkins, 3 [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Headache</title>
		<link>http://robmart.in/2009/08/headache/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Aug 2009 15:01:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Had a few extra holes carved into my cranium today courtesy of my dermatologist. It&#8217;s a surreal experience to hear the scrape of scalpel on skull from the inside of your head. It almost beats the smell of your own burning flesh as he cauterizes the wound.
And you thought I gave myself bad haircuts&#8230;
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		<title>Cougar Convert</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 23 Aug 2009 04:07:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last weekend marked the 2nd annual sleepover between my oldest sister&#8217;s three boys (Jacob-14, Jordy-8, &#38; James-4) and their favorite Uncle Rob. I use the term favorite, but really the sleepover is an important factor in keeping me in the running for favorite uncledom as I don&#8217;t have (1) a 7.1 digital surround sound theater [...]]]></description>
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