Tongue-in-Cheek

Excellent!!! Brock you look like that guy on Napoleon Dynamite.

Wow! Rob looks like some creepy British Guy.

ALL OF YOU!!! You all look like creepers. YOU are the reason why we have the Neighborhood Watch and Safe-Walk Programs.

Goodness, Rob. The nastiness of that facial expression outweighs whatever you might lack in the moustache department.

Why does everyone think mustaches are nasty? Tom Selleck had one and no one thinks he is nasty.

I rarely agree with the President but you’ve got my vote on this.

Secretly you all love mustaches. This commercial proves it…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2EdEDVej2A&feature=related

Ewwww… that’s about all I can say. Goatee’s good. Stashes bad. It was a major toss up between Brock and Rob, but seeing that the stash makes Brock look about 30 years older than he really is, he is the winner! :)

I mucho agree with the comment about Tom Selleck. We all think he’s a stud, and he’s almost unrecognizable without his mustache. And Rob, if you think “handsome” is synonymous with “creepy” and “gross”, then yes–you are, indeed, Handsome Rob.

I win this round, fellas. jaeclarke.wordpress.com

Creepy!

You all may mock and degrade the stache but you obviously have not had the incredibly thrilling experience of snogin’ with a manly stache wearer. The way it softly caresses my upper lip and sweetly slips between our lips as it grows long is the stuff of dreams and miracles. I urge all you doubters to let down your stache walls and give into the temptation and succumb to the tantalizing lure of the stache.

I think I saw you guys registered on the local sex offenders website.

So Rob, how is the stache helping out in the lady department? Did you think it might help with your 2010 prospects?

Contrary to popular belief I do not have 2,010 prospects.

Creepy Steves… all around.

A child molester, a Pedophile, and the future Skulldozer Gunderson on a good hair day… Now that is an attractive trio.

It was difficult deciding between you (Rob) and Brock. I definitely wouldn’t let my kids accept candy from either of you (in fact I would tell them to run the opposite direction screaming).

In the end, Brock got my vote because I saw his ’stache in real life at our family party on New Years Day and it creeped me out (and was a topic of conversation on the drive home).

The stache is the key for 2010. According to Einstein or Ben Franklin or someone: The definition of insanity is doing the same thing and expecting different results. The stache is the silver bullet, just ask Tom Selleck.

So what is in it for the winner?

This poll is as rigged as an Iranian election.

I showed my 2-year old these pictures today while blog browsing and he said “that a scary dad.” Yep, about sums it up.

Did anyone find the surprise in this post? Rob’s blog has more layers and riddles than the Da Vinci Code, but I don’t think anyone is finding them.