Comments on: You’re a Great American, Simon Cowell

By: Mom

Mom — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 23:22:40 +0000

Missy and Kellen — It’s time to call a truce!

By: Kellen

Kellen — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 00:53:13 +0000

Also, I should note that any typos in my last entry were because I was on the high seas battling a white whale while typing. Apologies.

By: Kellen

Kellen — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 00:50:16 +0000

Missy-
1. What you thought was yellow when you were young was actually mustard or orange. I am sorry you are having a hard time facing owning up to this fact: but yellow was indeed invented by me and later co-opted by Lance Armstrong and the sun.

2. When using erudite, I was obviously invoking the traditional latin usage… as you undoubtedly know.

3. It wasn’t my perspective, by my championing the cause of the immorality, illegality, illogical(ality?) of the card game Phase 10 that won over my bride. What can I say, women love a hero!

4. I do not accept the premise of your argument. My redeeming quality is not by looks, but rather my charm. And wit. And wisdom. And Looks.

By: Missy

Missy — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 18:38:33 +0000

Kellen, Kellen, Kellen. Need we go over this again? Yellow has been my favorite color since I was a little girl. I am fairly certain that I am a good 10+ years older than you. Therefore, yellow existed before you did. But do not despair. I’m sure you must have other notable accomplishments and redeeming qualities. As for your erudite columns, you must mean “erudite” in the late 19th century use of the term, i.e., sarcastic. While I have no doubt that Zoobies would be moderately entertained by your, um, perspective, I’m not sure that a publication in the Daily Universe is something women hope for in a spouse. As for the whole “dream come true” thing, I cannot comment on your physical appearance as I have never seen you. However, I gather from your comments that you consider your looks to be one of your redeeming qualities.

By: Kellen

Kellen — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 16:34:31 +0000

Yellow is not the only thing I have going for me. I am also known as “a 6 foot 2 dream come true” and my erudite columns have been published several times, in the Daily Universe!

By: Kellen

Kellen — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 16:23:00 +0000

Thank you for the clarification. You would be pleased to know, Missy, that Rachel actually got a pretty good deal. Not every woman is married to the inventor of the color yellow.

By: Missy

Missy — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 15:50:09 +0000

Did I say arranged? I meant deranged. My bad.

By: Kellen

Kellen — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 15:15:32 +0000

Not arranged in the traditional sense. But if you consider kidnapping a woman who is recovering from major surgery and under the influence painkillers and taking her to Wendover an arranged marriage, then yes I guess my marriage is an arranged marriage.

By: Missy

Missy — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 04:24:55 +0000

Was this an arranged marriage?

By: Missy

Missy — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 04:24:13 +0000

And you say Kellen is married? Will miracles never cease?