How to make a decision
2008.09.30 | Just a bunch of silliness, really |
I used to be an incredibly indecisive person. When asked if I’d like to go eat at a certain place or do some specific activity, I’d defer to anybody else who might feel strongly about the matter. Thankfully, I have since learned how to make a decision. I give you exhibit A:

- How to make a decision
For those who may be pictorally disinclined, I’ll interpret. When faced with a “Do you want to” question, say “Yes” if and only if you want to do it and it won’t end in disaster OR it will end in disaster but will at least make a good story. We all need more crazy stories to tell the grandkiddies.
I first became introduced to this principle upon reading about a man who decided (no doubt for the cool stories he would get to tell) that he wanted a pet penguin. Penguins of course need plenty of water to swim and frolic in so understandably he bought a large above-ground swimming pool and installed it in the most natural location: his living room. You can read more about his experience (it even has a happy ending) here.
For those who still just don’t get it, here is a shirt from Woot Shirt with the same general principle:
Here’s to having awesome stories to tell. Live it up and enjoy the really cool waterslides…
9 Comments to How to make a decision
Ok, Rob, so your rhetoric made me laugh aloud in a computer lab. You make me smile!
2008.09.30
Hi Rob, glad to see you joined the rest of us in the blogging world. I enjoyed reading this one. It was entertaining.
2008.09.30
Welcome to Blogdom. It’s good to have you aboard.
2008.09.30
Maybe you SHOULDN’T have a blog!!! I think you are a wee bit CRAZY or INSANE or something of the sort!!! But… I love you anyway!
Hey Brother from another Mother…just kidding. I like your blog. It’s funny. But….it is lacking some pictures! So, I hope I will see some pictures of you and your friends sometime!
2008.10.01
Nice blog! Thanks for the decision-making tips!
2008.10.05
So I used your decision making process to figure out what to do about institute boy. I am going to let him take me out if he asks again, only for the good story though.
Good job HR.
2008.10.13
People are calling you HR now! The nickname I invented for you stuck!
2011.02.17
This is exactly the type of algorithm I was talking about the other day! Here http://www.madsci.com/manu/chrtvfib.htm is (perhaps) my favorite algorithm in all of time. Also, I wholeheartedly agree with yours.

2008.09.30