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How to make a decision

Tuesday, September 30th, 2008 |

I used to be an incredibly indecisive person. When asked if I’d like to go eat at a certain place or do some specific activity, I’d defer to anybody else who might feel strongly about the matter. Thankfully, I have since learned how to make a decision. I give you exhibit A:

For those who may be pictorally disinclined, I’ll interpret. When faced with a “Do you want to” question, say “Yes” if and only if you want to do it and it won’t end in disaster OR it will end in disaster but will at least make a good story. We all need more crazy stories to tell the grandkiddies.

I first became introduced to this principle upon reading about a man who decided (no doubt for the cool stories he would get to tell) that he wanted a pet penguin. Penguins of course need plenty of water to swim and frolic in so understandably he bought a large above-ground swimming pool and installed it in the most natural location: his living room.  You can read more about his experience (it even has a happy ending) here.

For those who still just don’t get it, here is a shirt from Woot Shirt with the same general principle:

Here’s to having awesome stories to tell. Live it up and enjoy the really cool waterslides…

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